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DAY 3

Dear Diary,
I took a bath for the first time in like two years. Man, it felt good to finally get some of that crap out of my slide. I noticed something...my roommate pees way more than I do. I only go just after I am played. She goes like every couple hours! I had no idea that human's went that much! That must be so annoying having to rely on a toilet so much. Good thing I can pee on the ground!
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